Matty

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 06:38:14 GMT

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Have I gladdened thee, Natasha?

Mon, 24 May 2004 11:07:57 GMT

Natasha, we should have flown to New York.

Fri, 30 Apr 2004 11:46:06 GMT

Natasha, since I know you're reading this right now (because you yearn to spend every waking moment of your life with me in any way possible), I've decided to post something that I know would amuse you greatly (because bringing you joy is all I live for). http://www.ebaumsworld.com/milkandcereal.html

Love, Matthew.

Mon, 26 Apr 2004 06:32:19 GMT

i, natasha (or bitch, if you must), have taken over matty's livejournal until he cracks like a mother fucker and updates it himself. how many people know your password, by the way.

you are cute
<3 natasha

Thu, 22 Apr 2004 12:14:31 GMT

Thu, 22 Apr 2004 10:30:43 GMT

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 11:52:24 GMT

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 10:59:11 GMT

There once lived a little girl named Natasha. Natasha and Matty were platonic friends. She was very , and she was a favourite of Matthew. Matty moved to greatestjournal leaving Natasha in a sea of sorrow and unadulturated passion, for she wanted to sex Matty up real bad. One day Natasha haxed Matty's livejournal, a most sacred place, and she is now known as

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 08:59:43 GMT

MATTY. THIS IS NATASHA. I HAXED YOUR JOURNAL SO I COULD THEN CONTINUE WITH MY PLANS OF WORLD DOMINATION. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. GREATESTJOURNAL DOES NOT HAVE NATASHA. LIVEJOURNAL HAS NATASHA. GREATESTJOURNAL HAS THOSE ANNOYING AS FUCK ADS OVER THEIR USERINFOS. LIVEJOURNAL DOES NOT HAVE THAT. ARE YOU CONVINCED. IF YOU ARE NOT THEN THIS WAS A WASTE OF MY TIME. (THOUGH IT WAS HIGHLY AMUSING) UPDATE HERE OR BE KILLED. THANK YOU.

I'm serious. >;(!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 01:58:01 GMT

might kick this shit up again. i'll keep you posted.